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lameborghini:

the secret to having lots of friends is to nonstop talk about caesar salad wherever you go

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amywinterbreeze: mishaswhore: asktheoakenshieldbros: goquackyourself: fuckyeah-kasumisty: can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight: a-big-guy-named-tiny: SCIENCE! science has figured out how to open a portal to hell #holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!! sand alcohol or lighter fluid sugar   Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.  Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match. Oh tumblr, what would we do without you. REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

  • sand
  • alcohol or lighter fluid
  • sugar  
  1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
  2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
  3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
  4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
  5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

(Source: laissesaigner, via squidrulesall)

ehhhr:

has anyone tried typing with their boner 

(via oomshi)

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

(Source: louistomlinslon, via laughbitches)